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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ketchup is the heart of all evil! Here's Proof! 

I know I have only written here a couple of times, but my life has changed, and I think that I'll be writing just a bit more.  When you have a life threatening condition as I have, you start to look at things differently.  I am doing better now, but my bout with avian leprosy has given me pause to change my ways.  Not all of them, though, I promise!
    I have recently undergone a dermatological procedure that will slow the effects of my disease, but I don't think it will be stopped permanently.  I guess it's time for me to stop dying, and start living.

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1. Ebay
2. Kids to party with at midnight
3. People who walk away from thier keyboards with programs open
4. Gravity
5. Backpack rides
6. Rides on office chairs
7. Time out spent in the refrigerator on hot days
8. Cookies
9. Warm monitors to nap on
10. Dirt

I went outside to play today, we played keep away.... and I was the ball! Can you imagine being thrown and pulled and tucked under stinky armpits all in the name of fun? I now don't need to imagine. It sounds bad, but mostly it was fun. (except for the armpit thing) Then I got to play hide and seek... that was fun because I was on the seeker's team, which really meant i was a chaser, but we weren't even playing quidich; we were playing hide and seek!

Anyway, I think I'm gunna like it here better than my last home... why do you think I put myself on ebay? My last home was filled with people who just didn't understand me. They found out I was a cross dresser and plucked out all my feathers, dyed them pink and made a feather boa out of them. It's cute.. but permenantly affixing beads to my toes was going too far. Well, I gotta go... if they I'm on line too long i'll probably put thier credit cards to the limit. If I do that too soon... I'll be back on the auction block for sure!